
Our Five Favourite Ways To Get Fools On Planes

In celebration of The A-Team returning to our screens, we've pulled the best clips of getting fools on planes for your educational benefit.
The A-Team is every weeknight at 6 from 10/07 on Forces TV. Available on Sky 264, Virgin 277 & Freesat 165
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Start off with a simple medical assault, drugging is an incredibly easy way to get your fool onto a plane.
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The next step is milk. Make sure the mood is right, get them in a Nihilistic crisis, the more upset the better. Proceed to advertise milk and it's nutritional benefits and boom, they'll be asleep in no time!
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Of course, if they carry jewellery you can always hypnotise them with it
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Getting fools on planes in America used to be so simple, a disguise and some paperwork. Recently we've sent a crew in to give it a try with a meddlesome employee, the last we heard was something about metal detectors and taking their shoes off.
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And if all the above fail and they start to catch on, sometimes the simplest approach is the best!
The A-Team is every weeknight at 6pm on Forces TV from 10/07. Available on Sky 264, Virgin 277 & Freesat 165