The Windsors: They Put Who In Charge Of The Morris Dancing?

BFBS Extra, Saturday 5th August, 8.45 pm.

Prince Charles refuses to help Theresa May secure a trade deal with the Chinese, but when Camilla withholds his conjugal rights, Charles agrees to host a banquet. Wills wants to be a hands-on dad. Mixing with ordinary parents, he learns what 'River Island sale' means and comes to realise childcare is a nightmare. Pippa is preparing to marry Johnny, but is enraged that Kate has been made patron of Wimbledon and puts a gypsy curse on her. When Harry introduces girlfriend Meghan Markle to the family, Meghan mistakes Camilla for the Queen. Beatrice and Eugenie cater the banquet in the hope that Aunty Anne will let them back on the sovereign grant. Unfortunately they put Edward in charge of the Morris dancing. At the banquet, Charles lectures the Chinese President in how to make his regime 'less evil' and Camilla has a massive catfight with Theresa May.